Robin Williams for Peace
 
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. A lot of people are yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s Robin Williams’s plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to “interfere” again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don’t like in your nation, change it yourself, don’t hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers.
5. No foreign “student’ over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a ”D” and it’s back home, baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy, reducing auto fuel consumption, and may well require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it , we go someplace else and they can drink an/or eat their oil.
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will no longer “interfere.” Those suffering can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, fertilizer, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets “lost” or is taken by their army. The people who need aid most get very little, anyway.
9. a. Ship the UN Headquarters to a far away island some place. We don’t need the spies, unpaid parking tickets and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
   b. Use the UN building as a replacement for the twin towers.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer.
11. The next time France get invaded, we sit back and watch whether the invader is Germany, Austria, Spain, Italy, the Benelux nations or Liechtenstein.

Now, ain’t that a winner of a plan!

A little truth in the humor, or a little humor in the truth?