A busload of politicians were driving down a
country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed
into a tree in an old farmerís field.
The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.
He then proceeded to dig a hold a bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and
asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they werenít, but
you know how them politicians lie."